If anyone ever referred to me as a princess I think I’d kick their teeth in. (Nevermind that my name means “princess” in Hebrew so every time someone says “Sarah” that’s technically what they’re doing.) People who are offended by words are idiots. I should introduce this girl to my ex-roommate. I still remember going to her friend’s apartment once and a girl there said, “What the fuck?” about something someone said and after we left you’d have thought that girl did some black magic right in front of everybody or something because my ex-roommate’s poor little Catholic self was SO offended and went on about it for five solid minutes. GIVE ME A BREAK.

If anyone ever referred to me as a princess I think I’d kick their teeth in. (Nevermind that my name means “princess” in Hebrew so every time someone says “Sarah” that’s technically what they’re doing.)

People who are offended by words are idiots.

I should introduce this girl to my ex-roommate. I still remember going to her friend’s apartment once and a girl there said, “What the fuck?” about something someone said and after we left you’d have thought that girl did some black magic right in front of everybody or something because my ex-roommate’s poor little Catholic self was SO offended and went on about it for five solid minutes.

GIVE ME A BREAK.